Christmas Quotes
Everyone has something to say about Christmas, and here are some quotes
to prove it.
- There is nothing sadder in this world that to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child. - Erma
Bombeck
- Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You
know, the birth of Santa. -
Bart Simpson, The Simpsons
- I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t
wait to exchange. -
Henny Youngman
- The one thing women do not want to find in their stockings Christmas
morning is their husband. -
Joan Rivers
- Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding
between the sexes about gifts. – Nan Robertson, The New York
Times, November 28, 1957
- A woman may race to get a man a gift, but it always ends in a tie. – Earl
Wilson
- The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in
the world and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny
Carson
- The day after Christmas is like the day after senior prom, everybody
asking each other, “What did you get?” - Jay
Leno
- Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears
out of town any quicker than the Christmas spirit. – Kin
Hubbard
- I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year – E.
Scrooge, Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
- Why is it that when snooty department stores put their Christmas decorations
out just after the summer sales it's classed as “elegant foresight”,
but when I leave my Christmas lights up until April, my neighbours think
I’m just tacky? - Alisa Meadows
- The best stocking stuffer is a human leg. – Norm
MacDonald
- Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant
than anywhere else. We start
drinking early. And while every one else is seeing only one Santa
Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. – W.C. Fields
- From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would
be necessary to invent it. –Kathernie Whitehorn
- God Bless us every one. – Tiny Tim, Charles Dickens, A
Christmas Carol
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